Pakistan is a ‘Chick Magnet’

Posted by Samad Khurram
By Smita Prakash
New Delhi, Jan.17 : Britney Spears, the once hot and happening blonde pop star, has a Pakistani boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, wants to convert to Islam and move to Pakistan.

Princess Diana’s great love was a British doctor of Pakistani origin, Hasnat Khan, whom she desperately wanted to marry say her friends and live in Pakistan. Jemima Khan, the lush lipped, luxurious maned blonde, actually married a Pakistani, the hottie Imran Khan and lived in Pakistan, covering her head and wearing diaphanous salwar kameezes. What is it with blonde beauties and Pakistani men? Why is Pakistan such a chick magnet?

Let’s put aside the image that Pakistan conjures up these days…suicide bombers, assassinated politicians, military dictators, Talibanisation, venom-spewing madrassas, atrocities on women, lawyers being bashed up and the media being stiffled. Let us put aside all that’s unpleasant about Pakistan because that’s what these women did. They just looked at the romance of the Pakistani man. Don’t choke. Remember this is the land of Mirza Ghalib, Allama Iqbal and Faiz. This is the land where the most beautiful and romantic Urdu poetry was written. And, which woman can resist being courted by shayari.

Imagine a tall, good looking Pakistani doctor quoting Urdu shayari (Dr Hasnat Khan) to a love-starved Brit princess (Diana) and then comparing him to a vegetarian, horse loving, talking to plant gora-like Prince Charles. Diana read books on Islam and, is said to have kept a photograph of “my dishy doctor” at the Kensington Palace. But Dodi happened and thus ended a doomed love affair. What happened to the doctor? He went ahead and had an arranged marriage with Hadia Sher Ali of Afghan origin. That marriage didn’t last and he lives with his parents in Jhelum.

This is the land of tall and good-looking men. No Asif Zardari, Nawaz Sharif and Pervez Musharraf are not the only ones. Take a look at some of the famous Indian actors, all originating from Pakistan – Raj Kapoor, Dilip Kumar, Dev Anand and Balraj Sahni. The list is endless. Muhammad Rafi came from a family of barbers in Bhatti Gate, Lahore. Pran, the sneering villain, lived in Qila Gujjar Singh, also in Lahore. Another famous Lahori was Om Prakash. The actor who captured many a heart when he danced to “aye meri zohra jabeen tujhe maloom nahi, tu abhi tak hai haseen aur mai javaan, tujpe qurbaan meri jaan”, Balraj Sahni, was also from Lahore. Sahni, in fact was the secretary general of the All India Communist Party before he decided to join the film industry. Imagine if he hadn’t joined films, today we would have had Balraj Sahni in the UPA coaltion. Aah! What a delicious thought.

The Khan brothers, Feroz, Sanjay and their lesser-known siblings are also Pathans from the North West Frontier Province. So, technically speaking, Fardeen Khan is of Pakistani origin. Sharukh Khan’s parents migrated from Peshawar and Rawalpindi. The current heartthrob Ranbir also has Pathan-Pakistani origins.

A tall fair handsome Pathan is legendary in the subcontinent for his boorish and unpredictable behaviour. If girls today swoon over the long locks of Dhoni or the swagger of Sreesanth, one almost feels sorry for them. Those of us who lost our adolescent hearts to Imran Khan in the eighties had it better. While there were rumours of him cavorting with Zeenat Aman, she found another Pathan, the already married Sanjay Khan. Imran went on to marry a Jewish heiress Jemima.

Jemima is divorced from Imran Khan, but was recently seen at a rally in London protesting against his incarceration by the military regime in Pakistan. After almost a decade of being separated from Khan, and having acquired the mealy-mouthed Hugh Grant as boyfriend, she hasn’t severed her links with Pakistan. Jemima recently commented on the political affairs of the country, “the justification for the selection of Benazir’s son as chairman was that only a Bhutto could provide unity within the party. If so, then why not 25-year-old Fatima Bhutto, who is arguably more qualified for the job than her teenage face-booking cousin? ” Talking of names, Jemima had adopted the last name of Khan and never went back to her maiden name, which was Goldsmith.

Will she dump commitment-phobic Grant and go back to Pakistan to be with Imran once again is a loaded question. Imran hasn’t remarried and he desperately needs something to prop up his sagging political career. When Benazir was assassinated, Imran was in India. The pictures in the papers were of him lounging by the poolside at socialite Parmeshwar Godrej’s residence in Mumbai. Jemima seemed more politically savvy, in her reaction to the succession battle in the PPP. Stoking flames, she said: “If everything’s in a name, Fatima need not have changed hers in order to inherit. Brought up in Pakistan, unlike Bilawal, and a native speaker, she is an established writer and political commentator. At least, she has some work experience. Aunt Benazir’s first-ever job was Prime Minister of a 160-million-strong nation.”

The region of Pakistan has been invaded and occupied by Aryans, Greeks, Huns, Arabs, Turks, Mongols and Eurasians. And, let us not forget the birth of civilization took place here in the Indus Valley in 2000 B.C. Quite naturally, its people are culturally and socially wealthy. The West acknowledges it. Wonder when the Pakistanis will wake up to this fact.


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16 responses to “Pakistan is a ‘Chick Magnet’

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  2. Qandeel

    HAHA. Seriously? I want our men to be seen in a good light, I really do, but this approach strikes me as being just a bit too ambitious. Maybe their so-called ‘magnetism’ only works on foreign ‘chicks’…

  3. it only works on forun chix cos packy women are so hung up on blond blue-eyed holeywood film star type hunks.

    i guess that’s just tit for tat, ha ha
    (vallah-alam, double entendres on both T words totally unintended)

  4. Capsicum

    Hey now, this desi woman doesn’t want anything to do with any blond blue-eyed colonizer.

  5. alhamdolillah allah ka shukr thanks god

  6. whole LOTA love



    last night i typed MEH.BOOB(beloved) and i had the same feeling.

  7. Interesting read. Being a man myself, I do believe (read: know) that Pakistan really is a chick magnet 😀 .
    I really enjoyed reading Jemima’s thoughts on the Bhutto family drama.
    The author seems to have made quite a few mistakes though, some of which are in the comments section of the original article’s homepage.
    Imran Khan and Jemima separation did not take place 10 years ago. They got married in 1995 and separated in 2004.
    Shahrukh Khan’s family was from Charssada, not Peshawar/Rawalpindi, if I can recall correctly.

  8. nikita

    shah rukh’s family may not have been from peshawar but his father was livinh there just before partition and migrated from peshawar in ’47

  9. zulifkar

    bullshit !

    pakistani men are the most sexually frustrated in the world and if they were such chick magnets they would atleast be getting laid.

  10. Mansoor

    “This is the land of tall and good-looking men. No Asif Zardari, Nawaz Sharif and Pervez Musharraf are not the only ones.”

    What have you been smoking? I want some of that!

  11. Mansoor

    Isn’t the sample size given in this data insufficient to reach any definitive conclusion?

  12. ghani

    the indian author wrote this article for a pakistani mag and so wanted to inflate the ego of the average pakistani man and get readership.

    we all know what the average pakistani man looks like roaming on the street. but yes in a way pakistani men are on average better looking than the indian men so that may explain the authors opinions.

    but please that is no reason for you or me to feel proud of. we can only be proud of our own achievements our own quality, our own looks. they say greek men are very attractive but if youre a greek who is just plain ordinary then you have no reason to feel proud of the REPUTATION of greeks in general. its the individual that matters.

    so what if imran khan stole a billionaire jewish girl …..are you so sutpid to feel proud of that…ask yourself can you do it yourself?

  13. soft image of pakistan internet cafes and internet dating 419 scamsters getting hits from deep south of american red neck numb skul gibbering chicks

  14. farhan

    Haha, interesting article and replies 🙂 A hint for all you ‘magnets’ out there in Pakistan 😉

  15. rajput warrior

    Ha Ha Ha . This was highly interesting. Pakistani men as handsome? And pathans? The biggest morons on earth. Plzzzzz gimme a break. Paki men are the most sexually frustrated men ever. Oh, Incidentally I am a fair tall and yes handsome rajput warrior, and never had problem getting girls, including paki girls, even though they knew I am hindu.

  16. chandrabhan

    Come on, What happened to the ancestor Muhammed bin Qasim? Why suddenly the love for the lost heritage of Indus valley civilisation? That is Kuffar. Anything before the true light of Arabia is not Kosher and a work of Taqfiris.
    BTW the Indus valley civilisation was not only Indus as a river but it was as a river system having 7 rivers including Saraswati (Dried up now). That’s why I am a Saraswat brahmin. Saraswati flowed through modern day Rajasthan, Haryana and Gujrat.
    Please get out of this theory of Aryan Invasion. Aryans were an Inhabitant of this region and the Indus valley civilisation collapsed due to change of river courses. Western interests in propping up the Aryan invasion theory has been popped by the DNA analysis a couple of years back.
    All Indians have virtually the similar DNA with a small variation in North east only. That too is because of inter racial marriages.
    Paki men are not different from any other Indian. Get out of this mindset of ‘Tall fair and tight ar*ed.